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Your genitals are your sex organs. In the case of a male, it is your penis, prostate, scrotum, testicles, and various other glandular do-hickies. In females, it’s the vagina, clitoral whatnots, ovaries, and various other fallopian do-d

Once you hit twelve or thirteen (or in my case, twenty six), you reach puberty, and your genitals change. Your balls start to produce semen, and your voice drops. Your cock starts to become erect at all sorts of strange times. And, most importantly, sex becomes the only thing you’ll ever think about for the next fifty years or so.

It can be tough, to be sure. I remember once in grade seven a kid named Bill gave a girl in our class (named Michelle) a harmless hug during recess. Michelle had developed boobs, though, and the feeling of them pressing up against Bill’s chest was enough to send his genitals into a frenzy. And, unfortunately for Bill, he was wearing track pants that day. I remember him trying to act cool, as everyone desperately wanted to appear in grade seven, as he pitched a huge tent pole in his pants.

He didn’t know where to turn. All around him were people turning to look at what everyone was laughing at. In the end, he just walked back into the school and into the washroom. On the one hand, I felt really bad for him, but on the other hand, I knew I had to get a hug from Michelle.

I remember the first time I saw female genitals. I was twelve years old and hanging out in my cool Uncle Ron’s bedroom while he was in his kitchen making us a snack. He had put on a Police album, to try to show me what good music was (since I was listening to shit like Erasure at the time), and I looked on his bookshelf and saw a Hustler magazine.

I opened it up and knew that I liked what I saw. I didn’t really understand how it worked, or how girls peed without a cock, but I knew it made me feel funny. Funny in a good way. I stuffed the Hustler into my backpack and took it home without him ever finding out.

Later, I found out he had left it out specifically so I could take it and use it. That Hustler was a very important part of my early teens. To this day, I can’t see a woman with a huge bush (like in the eighties) without getting erect immediately.

1. I love it when Sally takes my genitals in her hand while she’s in pile driver position. She slides my cock in her pussy and pops my balls into her asshole. When she has an orgasm, I can feel both orifices constrict. That makes me cum too.

2. Harry asked the female doctor if he could see her genitals during his exam. Normally she would have said no and left the room, but she had always had a crush on Harry. So, she pulled down her pants and panties and spread her pussy lips for him.

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